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Saturday, December 12, 2015

Dialogues Every Engineer Student Says.

                                        

With the Last Few Days of Semester 1 to go, I have experienced all the aspects of what Engineering is in terms of Academics is all about. Our Semesters are Short but Exams Last upto 2 centuries. We take 12 hours to get ready for a 12 minute viva and only thing we don't expect to hear in the entire viva is 'RE-VIVA'. 




So here are a few of the Dialogues that an Engineering Student Says On Different Occasions.

On being Late
 (standing at the door... gesturing to a friend)"Andar aaon kya?Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gaya kya??"
 "I was searching for the Classroom"                      
 "Train was late"
 "Yaar vo Turbe Naka pe bohot traffic tha"


During Lecture
 "Biscuit? Bhook lagi hai.
 "Heads, We go home. Tails, We go home.
 "Bola tha Bunk karenge"
 "Teacher Dekhe tab utha dena"
 "Sir! Vo Banda Regular hai, bas aaj nahi aya."
 "Bhai Proxy laga dena"
 "Yaar Kisi ke pass Power Bank hai."
"Journal Sheet hain?"


Lab
"Yaar Ye Sab chapa hai fir bhi likhvate hai."
"Bhai tu bas reading bata, thoda manipulate kar lunga main."
"Experiment 2 likha?"
"Practicals Hone vale hai?"
"Kya karna hai iska?"
"Kuch bhi karvaate hai ye practicals ke naam pe."
"Journal likh ke hua?"


Unit Test 
"Lagi Padi Hai Yaar"
"Ooh Teri! Itna Syllabus ho bhi gaya"
"Bhai Bata"
"Kuch Jugaad ho raha hai kya dekh na answers ka"
"Aaj konsa test hai?"

Sumbission
"Bhai Likhke de na 2 pages."
"Ye har saal ka natak, vese bhi raddi me hi dete honge"
"Last date kya hai."
"I didn't know the last date."

{classic submission conversation}

A: Ye tune kya likha hai / teri handwriting aisi kyun hai?
B: Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal
maine Jaideep se likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.
Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nah samajh mein aa raha hai woh chhod de.


 Late Submission (Printouts).
"Format pata nahi tha"
"Vo friday ko light gayi thi sir."
"Printer is not working today."

VIVA (before exam)
"submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Dekh Boss !! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai......(ekdum emotional )"


VIVA (after exam)
"yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"ye subject ka reference book kaunsa hai"
"Class ke notes  mein to alag hai" 


VIVA (general)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala , then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai" 
 "Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"
"When is Ramrao Adik's Birthday?"
**Sall naii pata Sall moment**

EXAM
"Jo (mujhe)aata hai , woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai" 
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas konse notes hai??"
" nahi samjha to rat le "
"tu rehnde re tu top marega."
"Paper ke baare me pucha to teri meri dosti khatam."
 (when someone is intensively doing his last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!"

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